Hopefully it makes sense, everything Simon did and accomplished happened, and at the same time this version of Simon exists and because the god(?) never actually looked at this universe and just moved him his mutations and all that blood couldn’t come with
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And also I’ve been reading this awesome fic by backdooraccess that’s Bloodymary and it’s so good I got inspired to draw Simon and Grace together… outside of the current angst fest happening.
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if I had a nickel for every mentally ill man I've been obsessed with who has long dark hair and ptsd and a missing arm and was basically used as a killing machine for years and who is deeply and insanely in love with some blond nerd who saved the world and was in a coma for a really long time id have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's making me laugh that there's two of them
i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek
give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan
“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”
*prolonged silence* “oh my…”
“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”
*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”
I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.
Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.
The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes Cockrane’s–I’m sorry, Cochrane’s–hand… The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritual… It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkar’s part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.
That’s why he’s so slow in doing it, and so sensual. A part of Solkar can’t believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him can’t believe how good it is.
I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkar’s pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochrane’s firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.
No wonder Solkar is all like, “TAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.”
#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)
This is my favourite Star Trek post, complete with headcanons, corrections, the truth coming out of her well to shame Spock even. Seriously perfect fandom work.
They could have explained none of it and responded to the offered hand with a polite bow. First contact was gonna be with the guy who proved they were technologically ready for it but any human aware of Japan and China would recognise that
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Since I'm awake anyway, I thought it would be fun to make a sort of rec list? Never made one before but I love them, so I thought I'd take a crack at it. This will be a double list, Simon/Grace to start and then Grace/Rocky to finish off. I'm a versatile man, I can appreciate all the wonders of how one Ryland Grace gets fucked
Part one! Grace/Simon fics
Been reading a lot of BloodyMary fics the past couple days and loving it. What a beautiful crossover! Gorgeous idea! We're gonna start with some ongoing fics I'm subscribed to right now, the fics I squee about when I get an email about a new chapter.
Beneath a Crimson Surface (16785 words) by VikCacao
Rating: Mature
Ongoing
Starting off with a merman twist on the Mutated!Simon trope! Very very tasty gore descriptions for those into body horror, visceral descriptions of fish cancer (author's words, not mine) and blood. It's a slower burn in developing Simon's character and his and Grace's relationship, but it's a comfortable, interesting burn. Very excited to see where this one goes!
And So Came the Butcher (14888 words) by chromevamp
Rating: Explicit
Ongoing
The classic, "Eridians/Grace find Simon out in space/on a blood moon and take him in, realise he's like a traumatised dog who alternates between biting you and cowering in a corner," idea! Also has "Simon hurts Grace in self defence/in a panic and Rocky wants to throw him out for the offense" trope, which I love. Rocky cares a lot about Grace in this one, very very concerned about his wellbeing, and Simon is Not having a great time to start out. Very nice tension and internal conflict for the boys, bed sharing and UST out the wazoo. Author also has funny author's notes that make me giggle.
Icarian (I Carry On) (11042 words) by aioxdotcom
Rating: Explicit
Ongoing
Oof. Danced a little in my bed when I saw the subscription email for this one come in yesterday! Just like the previous, this one explores Simon getting saved by Eridians and put into Grace's terrarium biosphere. Also has Simon taking one look at Grace and thinking he's an angel, but then he gets aggressive out of fear. A lot of good emotion in this one, Simon struggling to believe he's actually alive and protective Adrian and Rocky when he lashes out at Grace. Grace so very desperately just wants a hug.
Heroic Efforts (2667 words) by bakdooraccess
Rating: Explicit
First part in an ongoing series
Now... This is currently my top trans!Grace fic in the whole fandom. For me trans!character fics at best squick me out, or at worst make me dysphoric as hell. This one though? Feels real, grounded. Grace being trans isn't touched upon much in the first fic but it becomes very relevant in the sequel. An interesting exploration of cultural differences and identity, homophobia being more prominent in the second fic but in a way that feels real and true to the culture Simon is from. Highly recommend for hot hate sex and for character exploration!
losing streak (16108 words) by rosysoleil
Rating: Mature
Ongoing
This fic is honestly already perfectly described by one of the tags
simon thinks hes winning at 3d chess and grace is still trying to put the connect four board together
so it's hard to top that XD Though I'll try. Simon gets rescued onto the Hail Mary, and thinks the saving and nice treatment is all a trick and is trying to outsmart Grace, while Grace is just happy to have saved another human being and hopes they can at least be cordial. Simon is an absolute bitch in this, understandably, and it's so interesting to see his thought process contrasted to how Grace acts and thinks and makes decisions. Rocky is snarky and protective and emotional and I love it.
John 15:13 (10668 words) by Steampunker134
Rating: Mature
Ongoing
Big old bag of religious trauma! PTSD! Guilt! Simon thinks Grace looks like something from heaven! Simon appearing out of thin air on the Hail Mary! Very beautiful prose in this one, and I love seeing Grace and Rocky's friendship from Simon's perspective.
Take Me (15575 words) by cinnab_ees
Rating: Mature
Ongoing
Here Grace is already established and teaching on Erid, and it's during one of his classes when Rocky comes barrelling in to tell him that they found something in orbit and Grace needs to come look, because they've found a submarine in space. A steady, grounded approach to the medical and emotional bits. Grace cares so much about everyone and everything that he might just lose it.
Leftover Light (56488 words) by atimefeeler
Rating: Mature
Ongoing
Here comes the big boy. The real chonker! Its dense and introspective prose gives you something to chew on, something to think about. It's a slower read and doesn't rush thoughts or relationships. I really enjoy the scientific descriptions and though I can't say how accurate they are, they don't break verisimilitude for me. The author is infectiously passionate about this story and I wait eagerly for the coming chapters.
And now, part two! Grace/Rocky
I never thought that
landslide (16791 words) by headfirstslide
Rating: Explicit
Ongoing
A real beast of a first chapter! Grace inadvertently explores his kinky side while goofing around with Rocky, and Rocky is very happy to assist in his kink awakenings! Bondage and dacryphilia and Rocky investigating human sexuality by dominating Grace. Very hot, love the emotions, lotta teasing.
Metamorphosis (18243 words) by Wickerton
Rating: Explicit
Ongoing
Grace is dying due to the taumoeba unfortunately poisoning him. He is slowly transformed into something between an Earthling and an Eridian after Rocky takes matters into his own claws. Or, to quote the second half of the summary;
Ryland Grace is transformed into something new and eventually cries as his alien best friend tops him
It spends a lot of time on the body horror of his transformation, Grace and Rocky's (and eventually Adrian's) relationship, and Eridian culture.
friend husband brother father (4198 words) by spqr
Rating: Explicit
First part of a somewhat connected series
spqr is The Bomb when it comes to xenophilia fics!! All of fics in the series (grocky works) are incredibly creative. Each fic takes a specific kink or idea and develops it into a tasty, tasty one shot. My favourites are definitely the first one and the second latest one as of this post, the fourth one in the series about Rocky being a living vibrator.
Various Way to Fist Your Alien Friend's Bump (0 words) by Anonymous
Rating: Explicit
Ongoing, work is solely art
A little different from the rest, but this is such amazing work and really gets into what I like about Grace/Rocky with their physical differences. Hot hot hot
Faraway saviour of dimmer stars (8170 words) by CinnamonBuns
Rating: Explicit
Complete
We get to see from Rocky's perspective how Grace is practically walking pornography and how it's not helping as he gets closer and closer to his heat. Extremely steamy mating, Grace swears. Highly recommend.
don't be so book smart, get a read on my heart (9572 words) by Possiblyenjoyable
Rating: Explicit
First in a series (two fics as of this post)
Read both! Read both of them, in one go, and melt from how fucking sexy these fics are. Grace gets a fun birthday gift in the first one, and gets revence in the second.
I could probably go on and on and on (and maybe should have separated this into two separate posts but I'm too tired for that) but I'm gonna cut myself off there and go back to reading fic <3
I’ve seen a couple “Simon assumes Grace will want sex in exchange for his food/shelter/medical care/access to his resources” but I have yet to see a single “Simon goes through with making sexual advances on Grace as a result, which Grace believes are genuine and responds to in kind, resulting in Simon being under the impression that this is transactional and Grace being under the impression that this is mutual but purely physical and then Simon starts to realize he misunderstood Grace’s intentions but by then he’s caught feelings and doesn’t want to risk losing these scraps of intimacy he’s managed to steal for himself and Grace meanwhile has had feelings since the early days resulting in tortured mutual pining while fucking until something makes Grace figure out the misunderstanding and he’s horrified at thinking he took advantage of Simon and he’s the one to break things off and Simon doesn’t know how to explain that yeah it maybe did start off that way but he wasn’t upset about it at the time and anyway it didn’t. Stay that way for long, but he can’t say that without feeling like a creep because now he’s realizing that HE was the one taking advantage of GRACE and they stop sleeping together and get pathetic and mopey and angsty about it until Rocky and Adrian like idk lock them in a closet until they talk it out or something.”