im ur butler

Bobby Singer picks favorites, speaks fluent Japanese, built a supernatural bunker on his down weekend, and uses tongue when kissing the king of hell. Honestly, who’s doing it like him?

the libertarian fantasy of safety regulations existing due to sadistic enjoyment of government officials oppressing the innocent small business is kind of hilarious the more you think about it. I hope there is actually a guy out there who just fucking LOVES recalling unsafe food in a sicko sort of way. i'd respect him.

when the alchemists said that the key to immortality would be created from something ever-present yet overlooked and despised by fools yet cherished by the wise they were talking about wonderwall

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie