im ur butler

the libertarian fantasy of safety regulations existing due to sadistic enjoyment of government officials oppressing the innocent small business is kind of hilarious the more you think about it. I hope there is actually a guy out there who just fucking LOVES recalling unsafe food in a sicko sort of way. i'd respect him.

when the alchemists said that the key to immortality would be created from something ever-present yet overlooked and despised by fools yet cherished by the wise they were talking about wonderwall

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie