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As we all know, everybody lived after the BoFA. Ā Thorin got a few cuts and Bilboās sustained the worst injury when his leg was injured stepping in to help defend Thorin against Azog. Thorin carries Bilbo down Ravenhill bridal style and everybody comes running up to celebrate their victory and they all Iive happily ever after. Ā Pretty sure thatās how the movie and book end.
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Something Iāve been thinking about since 2012...That glamor sketch of Bilbo heās kept all these years...icon, I love him.
āplant your trees, watch them grow" is such a tender thing to say. thorinās telling bilbo to go back home and live a long and happy and peaceful life after all heās put him through
itās just so sweet that thorinās last thoughts are of bilbo being home, happy and safe, growing old living the quiet life he loved so much
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Another hilarious thing I feel we should talk about more is the fact that *film* Aragorn and Arwen break up right before Aragorn leaves Rivendellā¦ā¦. meaning that film!Aragorn spends most of the quest in an āoh my god my relationship of 50 years just ended what do I even do with myself????ā depression haze.Ā
It explains so muchā¦..
Like. Externally Aragorn is on an epic quest to save Middle Earth, internally heās crying on the couch in his sweatpants eating a tub of the Middle-Earth equivalent of Ben and Jerryās
Legolas: Aragorn?
Aragorn: Arwen used to call me Aragornā¦..
Legolas:Ā Because itās your fucking name
To be clear I actually love the filmās version of Aragorn/Arwenās relationship, thereās a lot of Dramatic Potential/ angsty meta you could write on it, butā.
BUT
Itās also likeā you think Aragorn has to put up with Legolas and Gimliās annoying romance antics? Legolas and Gimli have to deal with Aragorn spending half the quest staring wistfully into the distance and sighing dramatically about What Can Never Beā¢ā¦with how often he sings the Lay of Luthien,Ā basically the Middle Earth equivalent of Adeleās Someone Like Youā¦.
Gimli: You havenāt washed your hair in MONTHS. Weāre staging an intervention.
Aragorn (lying flat on the ground with his face in the dirt):Ā aweralwkerjwae
Legolas:Ā Youāre only 87ā youāve got your whole life ahead of you. You can find love a second time!
Aragorn:Ā I did. Boromir died.
Legolas:Ā Maybe three is your lucky number!
#for me film Legolasā main character trait#is that heās incapable of reading the roomĀ (tags via @overthinkinglotr)
Aragorn, any time he gets a moment to himself during the quest:
Gimli: This lovely Rhohirrim woman is clearly into you. Sheās a fighter. Youāre a fighter. She loves horses. You love horses (also you smell like one). Give her a chance!
Aragorn: *flashbacks to him and Arwen making out in Imladris while the elvish version of āwhen somebody loved meā plays in the background.
Can tell Merry & Pippin apart, of course they can, what kind of question is that: Frodo, Sam
Could not initially tell Merry & Pippin apart but made an effort to learn their names & can now tell them apart: Aragorn, Boromir
Try as he might cannot consistently tell Merry & Pippin apart: Gimli
Can absolutely tell Merry & Pippin apart but pretends not to be able to: Gandalf
Cannot tell Merry & Pippin apart and not even trying: Legolas
where do merry and pippin fall on this spectrum
What do you mean you canāt tell us apart, Iām much taller??: Merry
āIām Merryā: Pippin
middle earth twitter pt 2
some future husbands beating around the bush with their not-so-secretive gifts ;)))Ā
(prompt made in patreon :3)
This is why they fucked him up so bad.
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That post of the girl marrying a 5ā5 king but itās Tauriel and Kili
here u go op
THIS IS EXACTLY IT... THANK YOU
Pointless LOTR headcanon of the day: Frodo & Merry both take after their mothers, meaning Frodo looks more like a Brandybuck than a Baggins and Merry looks more like a Took. This is a constant source of petty contention.
(Pippin meanwhile absolutely takes after his father & is the most Tookish looking)
Merry: call me a Took one more time
Gandalf: if it looks like a Took and acts like a Took itās a Took
Merry: I will END you
Gandalf is the only nonhobbit in the fellowship who understands the minutiae of Took Vs Brandybuck Vs Baggins rivalry & he delights in it, everyone else baffled
Frodo: look itās perfectly simple. The Brandybucks donāt like the Tooks because they play golf and think theyāre better than everyone because they occasionally go on adventures. The Tooks donāt like the Brandybucks because they live on the wrong side of the river and like boats. And nobody likes the Bagginses because theyāre annoying.
Aragorn: are youā¦ Including yourself in that
Frodo: I said what I said.
Frodo: now the Bagginses donāt like the Brandybucks OR the Tooks because theyāre highly disrepectable but also richer than they are. And as far as a lot of the Bagginses are concerned Iām a Brandybuck because I grew up in Buckland and I have the Brandybuck Profile
Merry: which just means heās not pug-ugly
Frodo: quite.
Aragorn: this is all ridiculous. Keep going.
Gandalf: Hm now I wouldnāt say UGLY butā¦ every Baggins Iāve ever met has been perfectly Round or perfectly Squareā¦ There is no middle ground.
Gimli, baffled: Frodo isnāt round OR square
Merry: thatās because he has the Brandybuck profile
Gimli: soā¦ Is he a Brandybuckā¦
Merry: ABSOLUTE not
Frodo: slander!! Iām a Baggins how dare you
Pippin: was your father a Round Baggins or a Square Baggins
Frodo: my fatherā¦ Was the ROUNDEST Baggins who ever livedā¦ A perfect Sphere of hobbitā¦
frodo: my father was an absolute UNIT
Meanwhile Sam is sitting by the camp fire going: Donāt look at me, this is all gentlehobbit nonsense. My folks have sense
There is a 100% chance that Bilbo tried to pass off his adoption of Frodo as a burglary.
Frodo: *sees Gollum rolling on the ground cringing in pain*
Frodo:Ā same. big mood
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so i went to hobbiton and took a picture of my fifty year old copy of the book. no big deal. i mean, itās in front of bag end, but no big deal.
Okay, but what about this: Drunk Dwarves meet baby Frodo? based on this.
Ā (I know Frodo doesnāt show up in canon after a long time before The Hobbit, but I donāt care!)
