Hello Farkness My Old Friend

my ‘third eye’ is just my pussy and.. shes open

This is an incredible transcription, thank you so much

missing an old hyperfixation is literally the worst feeling. i miss that old love and passion but i just can’t quite reach it

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

ça peut donner des idées ... 

Multitools are an anarchists best friend!

These car boots are designed to punish the poor and low-income as those who can pay the fine would only be inconvenienced. For those who can’t pay the fine or for whom the fine would be a burden, these things are tools of economic injustice.

I’m reposting for my black love ones out here!

It has come to my attention that I used a faulty diagram for my source (not the one in the above article), so I must issue a correction: a turnip bulbasaur would be B. rapa and not B. oleracaea. Same genus, different species. Sorry turnipsaur, you belong on a different diagram.

Blue’s Clues has changed a lot since I was a kid.

[YOU ENTER MY HOUSE ROOM AND FIND ME WATCHING TIK TOK COSPLAY VIDEOS ON A MULTIMONITOR SETUP]

[I CLEARLY HAVENT MOVED IN HOURS. MY GRIMOIRE IS OPEN IN MY LAP]

[SUDDENLY MY ATTENTION SNAPS TO A PARTICULAR VIDEO, WHICH I PAUSE AND STUDY CAREFULLY]

[I NOD AND MAKE A SMALL SOUND OF COMPREHENSION AS I WRITE THE 117TH LETTER OF THE TRUE NAME OF THE DEMIURGE IN MY GRIMOIRE]

[YOU HAND ME THE DRAGON DILDO THE MAILMAN JUST DROPPED OFF]

[I PUT IT WITH THE OTHERS]

i don’t understand ppl who hate jock villagers...... they literally love u unconditionally..... it doesn’t matter what u do.... they’re just there to tell you how ripped u are....... they’re just drinking respect u juice daily and ur mad at them for it