Sunshine in a Bag.

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

When Blockers first came out people would come up to the box office and say “Hey can I get one ticket to COCK blockers” and I’d be like “yeah of course” but internally I was screaming

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

This gave me goosebumps.

wtf is this thing? it doesn’t even have joysticks.. do you even rumble??!? pathetic

*old man voice* in my day, you had to shake the controller yourself

No one in this video is a human.

the sims 9

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

This is really the post I was looking for

Me introducing myself

Why am I laughing so much

i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey as “the place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senators” and i lost it. 

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

thiS IS LITERALLY MY SISTER AND I WTF

I LOVE HOW THIS IS ACTUALLY HOW ME AND MY SISTERS ARE

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen