terminally chill

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

I want to be heard (doesn’t speak) I want to be understood (doesn’t explain) I want to be seen (acts like if a missing person was right in front of everybody)

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

it’s just me