Badass Briggs

I was gonna make a post being like “red vs blue is like a dead wife to me” and then I remembered

don't let this flop. monty python watchers what phrases have had the most impact on your lexicon. for me it's "what's all this then" and "other than that, perfectly normal"

"...It got better."

THIS. IS AN EX-PARROT.

And there was much rejoicing (said in a flat monotone).

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge

Five thou shalt not count...

René Descartes was a drunken fart; "I drink, therefore I am"

“Oh, you’re no fun any more!”

On second thought, let's not reblog this. Tis a silly post.

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

More Mando things I think we should slide into Batfamily fics: everyone wears a mask or helmet or cowl on patrol so they’ve all mastered non-verbal gestures like head tilts or a tiny jerk of the chin to indicate something. Which leads to the whole family, in civilian clothes, off patrol, still adopting some of those mannerisms when they’re tired. Bruce asks a question at a barbecue and Dick tilts his head to the side to indicate no, not a good idea. Jason jerks his head in the opposite direction. Let’s go. Tim rolls his eyes but lifts his chin high enough to indicate he’s listening. Etc.

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

a true dc comics fan will always speak ill of dc comics

your cat was an honor to see in the window

So I know I’m late to the party but something deeply fucked up about Carolina going to kill one of the most terrible men in the entire universe and it being her own father. Every time she looks in the mirror she sees his eyes on her face.I can’t get over it.

this is the restrained version of me. i could be much worse.