The Sassy Badass

Fuckin…MELON COLLIE ahhhggghhhh

adfgadsfgadsgfa THAT PUN

Remember to drink water babes

No

Then become the dirt I walk on.

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.

Okay, I have to admit, using Disney's own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

What happened afterwards?

My mom showed up

Reblog to have God come down and give our world leaders a stern talking to.

This is incredible because it is super difficult to visualise how much 6 feet actually is and most people don’t bother to try

This is incredible because it is super difficult to visualise how much 6 feet actually is and most people don’t bother to try

¡Vámonos! 🇲🇽

This got me pumped for the day

BADASS