Cybermeatspace

@somecunttookmyurl didn't you literally do this to yourself in like 2019

@bryszket 👀👀👀

princess lessons are getting a little out of hand..

@baconorigami [You're gonna get gangbanged in America, sounding like that.]

It's perfectly valid to not want to be a parent, to never want children in one's personal life. But we should not hate children. Children are vulnerable, this world isn't kind to them, it's not their fault, and they deserve better.

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

I am porcupine.

@rhythpo

The Lion tree is ready for harvest

Excellent addition

@bryszket you can never move to sweden

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

@baconorigami

being tagged in this lowkey feels like assault