Pursue your Dumb Ideas

i finished the first draft of my novel ☺️☺️☺️ soon the curse will be lifted

Happy world eel day !!! >~~~~ that's an eel

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

i need a slur for academics who think non-academics arent people

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

they dont name bitches eustace OR muriel anymore

No one has the Courage 🤷🏼‍♂️

his big beautiful balls bounced ballsackfully down the stairs