your ticket to the multiverse

person (non-practicing)

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

you’re allowed to be a boy btw. You’re allowed to be a girl. You’re allowed to be both or neither or something else entirely. You’re allowed.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great