he was drinking moonshine

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

I am him

me when i fucking GET you

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

i want 2 kiss someone at pride

I googled ‘how to get laid at pride’ and it turned up like 5 ‘the straight mans guide to boinking women at pride’ kill me

i hope no straight man ever gets his penis touched during the entire month june

like to charge reblog to cast

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

i don't go here, but i love love love to see it

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave