Lois x Selina Truther

Send me a ship and I'll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

Idk if this has been done but. Newly established Superbat after a lot of pining and then. Lex brings out Superboy

Girlfriend vs Baby mama except Bruce wins and basically takes Kon in (Clark’s forever on the couch)

You see my vision. Clark Kent nicest man on earth who’d never cheat still ends up with a boyfriend and a baby mama at each others throats.

Batman wants Superman so badly but can’t do anything about it so when they’re out of their suits, he takes it out on Clark Kent and flirts with him nonstop bc he thinks him and Superman look eerily alike

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

It’s like James Gunn saw this and based his Superman movie off of it.

Okay so don’t ask for details but in a Wikipedia spiral I found out that apparently in a comic there was some kind of shapeshifting villain who tried to fuck with Superman by turning into Lois and sleeping with Lex (Clois was married). And I think we’re missing an amazing opportunity to Superbat that

Now btw in my head Clark immediately knows smthn’s wrong so the plan to break them up doesn’t work *but* there was a camera so an image of Bruce getting plowed by Lex Luthor is on the internet forever

Bucky fully considers it for a few minutes though. He’s like “I could and it would be awesome and he’d listen to me. But Steve would be upset with me”