the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

the problem is when gay historical romance became omg the duke can get gay married too and not and then the protagonist ran into all of her exes at the socialist rally in the middle of london

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

everything is a reference when you're crazy

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald

I fear a lot of people learned to take good care of library books as children and instead of internalizing "leave shared community items as you found them as much as possible, because other people will use them too" they internalized "printing and binding a book imbues it with sacred energy and if you dog-ear a mass-market paperback you're desecrating the entire concept of written language"

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension