How To Effectively Waste Your Time

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

Contrarianism fan vs average nuance enjoyer

pretty sure it's a bit more complicated than that

No it isn't

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

ALFREDO???

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

Cinderella

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

what compelled you to do this

They scared him so bad he needed a hug lmao

I think we, collectively, need to stop making fun of red pandas. Look at us.

Why did he name his son that

Well it’s short for Yoga Matthew