A Daily Disappointment

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

you are right and you should say it.

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

I have the "my bookmarks are between me and God" pin and it is DELIGHTFUL.

Dick is a brat who demands that all of his 4 birthdays are celebrated

dick grayson's usual kidnapping routine is going “oh nooooo!!” And “what are you doingggggg!” And “people will look for me!!!!!!!!!” And “you wont get away with this!!!” In a really overblown voice for about 5-10 minutes. Then going soooooo have you done this before? Do you do it often? Do you like kidnapping people? And trying to cajole them into answering via making jokes about how hes a captive audience and can totally be kept oops i mean keep a secret. And then asking them to rank him as a kidnapping victim from 1-10 on various points (entertainment, portability, ransom amount, etc) with the last one being cuteness. am i cuter than the other people youve kidnapped please be honest i can take it.