milksick

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

😄🤣😂 make sure your volume is turned on.

I needed that… 😂

This man lives in an infomercial

I feel so bad for laughing but this is hilarious

I hate this

“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb

i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”

FGFJFDSGGSH

[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]

this hit me like a bus

I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed