the yoinky sploinky

what did he mean by this

firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.

you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)

if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

My computer just randomly stopped running Bluetooth and even digging into the internal files and forcing it to run the software isn’t working for some reason.

My child just randomly stopped eating, and even hitting them and yelling at them to eat isn't working for some reason.

You know I’ve cycled through like ten different snarky comments I could make in reply to this but frankly this comment (even if it’s some kind of joke) is so out of the ballpark from what I’m talking about that I fear your fundamental understanding of what im referring to isn’t even in the same zip code as the reality of the actual situation and I don’t know how to properly be funny in response to this because I’m so genuinely baffled.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

just got back from watching the digital circus finale. won't comment on anything specific to avoid spoiling it but i will say that the twitterlings who saw the leaks and said the ending was shit were wrong. that was actual peak not even joking. there was only like 1 plot point i feel could've been executed a bit better (if you've seen it you know what i'm talking about)

oh btw i properly showered before going and i suggest everyone else does the same to avoid being part of the problem. also make sure to bring a can of deodorant to the theater just to be safe. y'know, for self defense. a job application works in a pinch too

the amazing digital epstein files