the yoinky sploinky

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

the wiggling knight

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

i really hope this blog gets studied for one reason or another maybe i should be a serial killer so this has to be in my documentry

honestly i love any interpretation of ERAM as an evil version of another character

treelossos

Dawg I'm fucking done cleaning these suits.

it's like there's some king of... Friend Inside Him™