William V. Afton @absolute-afton - Tumblr Blog

Hello Tumblr, it's me, the purple durple man.

I kil da kids and stuf da suits.

This is my purple intro post.

Obligatory bite of 87 reference and I always come back line.

#fnaf #purple guy #william afton #the purple guy #five nights at freddy's #fnaf au

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purely-paper-princess

does anyone else avoid cameras at all costs or is thay just me

absolute-afton

Relatable.

asksammylawrence

Boo

"Ah haha. Noce try, pipsqueak."

absolute-afton

Hello.

killer-offical

PEOPLE!!! I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS!!!

I've been converted

to green

officially-bbc-news

Breaking News!

Green is the best colour ever?

This is just in! Tumblr user killer-offical has finally admitted publicly that green is in fact the best colour ever! In light of this news, it is worth remembering that the green cult has gained another member. All hail the colour green. Specifically lime green, that's the best. Trust me.

It remains to be seen how many others will accept the green agenda.

In other news: There is no other news, only green.

killer-offical

I HATE GR— cough I MEAN I LOVE GREEN SO MUCH!!!

IM BEING HELD HOSTA— I'm totally doing this out of my own free will!!!

herobrine-offical

*Pouring Yellow Paint on you*

killer-offical

IM TURNING BACK TO NORMAL. HELP. IM BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE GREEN CUL— STOP POURING YELLOW PAINT ON ME, I HATE YELLOW

herobrine-offical

*POURS EVEN MORE YELLOW PAINT ON YOU*

killer-offical

KEEP DOING IT- IM TURNING BACK TO NORM— STOP POURING YELLOW PAINT ON ME UGHHHH

herobrine-offical

*ESSENTIALLY DROWNING YOU IN YELLOW PAINT*

DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO GET THE KING IN YELLOW IN HERE.

killer-offical

IM BACK TO NORMAL. QUICK. I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME. PUT ME IN A YELLOW ROO— UGHHHH STOPPPP, I HATE YELLOW

herobrine-offical

*throws you in a room with the brightest yellow physicly possable. everything in the room is yellow. the sofa/couch, window frame (dispite no proper window, just the frame and glass with the yellowest picture you've ever seen as the display for the "outside".), lighting, everything.

killer-offical

OH IM SAFE. IM SAFE IM SAFE. I CAN TALK FREELY NOW. I THINK. I CAN FEEL THE GREEN TRYING TO TAKE OVER AGAIN. OK LISTEN!!! IM BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE GREEN CULT— stop — THEYRE TRYING TO HYPNOTISE ME

herobrine-offical

I'm going to drown you in yellow until its physically impossible for you to be hypnotised. NO ONE hypnotises my child >:( NOT EVEN NO-ONE-OFFICAL! OR HATSUNE MIKU

killer-offical

I THINK AS LONG AS I STAY IN THIS YELLOW ROOM AND WEAR A LOT OF YELLOW. IT'LL BE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE GREEN TO TRY AND TAKE OVER AGAIN

herobrine-offical

Would a yellow monster energy help? or lemon juice?

absolute-afton

Where is this green cult?

I'd like to pay them a visit.

killer-offical

PEOPLE!!! I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS!!!

I've been converted

to green

absolute-afton

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tilthat

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

armedandgayngerous

that was the Devil

general-thinks

I mean they wanted rain

northerlygale-deactivated202307

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

prokopetz

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

killer-offical

hey people what do you think my favourite color is. just a test

.

red

orange

yellow

green (🤮)

blue

purple

pink

white

black

my button

Voting ended onJul 6

anyone who picks wrong gets executed

absolute-afton

It's purple, Obviously.

Right grandson???

the-color-purple-offical

I’m purple it’s nice to meet you and some other guy wants to talk to you but don’t worry we will talk to each another more soon but I look like

This(picrew by skyan offical)

(Drawings by everything is purple offical)

absolute-afton

Purple, you say???

komy-0o

Follow the yellow rabbit 🎈

zombiezinmydreams

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thatolliefann

I feel like shit and I don't want to relapse on hurting myself again but something in me wants me to really bad...

absolute-afton

Do not.

Do that.

Was fuckin around and made this.

#fnaf #purple guy #purple man #william afton #five nights at freddy's #fnaf au #gmod #shadow bonnie #rwqfsfasxc

oxyisdamoron

Purple and yellow is an under-explored colour pairing

absolute-afton

Uhh, I'm right here???

somethingisrottinginutah

do you think that for a moment when william yells he’s suddenly the cowering 13 year old boy his father used to torment again

voidvinn

played fnaf 3 on my crt and it’s the coolest and most horrifying thing imaginable

absolute-afton

Boo. It's me.

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Two versions of BEAR5 running because I didn't know which one I liked better.

#fnaf #purple guy #bear5 #william afton #five nights at freddy's #gmod

jewellapoole

Not me just casually making the Afton family as pipecleaner birds.

absolute-afton

Good. As you should.

jewellapoole

Heh heh... Well hello there, Mr Afton himself.

absolute-afton

Hello to you, as well. Wonderful choice in color for your pfp, might I add.

jewellapoole

Why thank you. Purple has always been one of my favorite colors... My #1 favorite, actually.

absolute-afton

As it should be. It's a wonderful color.

The color of bruises.

Of necrosis.

jewellapoole

Well yes, it certainly is... A very beautiful color, really.

absolute-afton

Anyways, i better get back to planning on how I'm going to rearrange Henry's organs.

NOT LIKE THAT!

I'M GOING TO GUT HIM LIKE A FISH!!

jewellapoole

....PARDON???? 🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️⁉️

That's uhm.... Totally not sus at all.

absolute-afton

IT WAS A MISINPUT. IT WAS A MISINPUT YOU CALM YOUR ASS DOWN.

jewellapoole

Uhuh, okay, Sureeee......

Just like how you aren't responsible for the murders at Freddy Fazbears? Or do you nolonger deny those.

absolute-afton

Why would I deny it? I'm basically immortal, the fuck are they gonna do? Put me through the electric chair? Yeah, that'll be a fun smell.

jewellapoole

Fair enough I guess.

I was just looking for an example of how totally trustworthy you are.

absolute-afton

Oh I do quite enjoy toast.

jewellapoole

Yes, I did think so.

absolute-afton

But anyways, I've learned lying does me no good, so why do it?

It's one of the few things I can stop doing.

jewellapoole

Hmm, I see I see.

Besides, if one lies as little as possible and tells the truth most of the time, then people tend to believe them more even if they were to hypothetically lie.

absolute-afton

Alternatively, If you introduce someone as a person that never lies, they can lie as much as they want.

jewellapoole

That too, yes. It makes them all the more convincing.

absolute-afton

Anyways, I have to go make sure Michael isn't tearing the copper wiring out of the pizzeria again.

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