Remy, Maybe

-Uhhh ranboo sometimes braids techno’s hair, which takes an immense amount of trust on techno’s part because Wilbur and Tommy used to do the same

-ranboo is so fricking tall that whenever philza ruffles his hair he either has to fly up or have Rambo bend down

(I should make Phil even shorter)

-ranboo’s tail swings really fast when he’s happy

-ranboo doesn’t like prolonged eye contact which is great for techno cause he doesn’t like eye contact either

-philza often lends him his hat or shields him with his wings when they’re out in the snow. Techno sees this and makes ranboo some Arctic clothes

-ranboo’s actually p chill with Edward and techno comes home one day to the two just chatting about random stuff

“What’s it like rooming with Technoblade?”

*warbled enderman noise*

“Ooo yeah makes sense.”

-techno finds out about ranboo’s connection to endermen through Phil so he tries not to kill any in front of ranboo, and when he has to, he gruffly tells ranboo to look away

8: Forced hand

the story will probably progress while I'm doing these, so this is a snapshot of the middle of 'exile era' or something along these lines

we cool? we cool

throwback to simpler times when everyone could visit dead wilbur in his sewer library and wonder whether he was slowly forgetting everyone he’d ever known 

[ implied cannibalism ]

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[ you are mildly attracted to salmon ]

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McCreamy: You left me me in the parking lot last week.

Toby: A snack.