nancy boy

the wikipedia app is a healthy and satisfying replacement for social media like nicotine gum or whole wheat hamburger buns

no joke i would slay as a youtuber. but that’s the devil talking

Person who’s on the same side of the argument as you, but also has the worst takes about it you’ve ever seen in your life

their works cited is a wet dream they had about ronald reagan

Obsessed with this business not making a profit but also donating money to multiple organizations god bless

tower of babel

What are icons but Funko Pops for Orthodox Christians?

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

Hell yeah king show more skin!

you guys are just posting anything these days

youre just jealous of our receding hairlines

Absolutely losing my mind trying to mimic the bad dialogue from 18th century porn pamphlets...

I feel like the words "Dost see my ass? Doth it not beckon?" are burned in my brain at this point

*tent reznor voice* i want to hug you like an animal

i want to feel you from the outside

my whole existence is fun