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how funny would it be if at the debate trump just lunges at biden n starts chasing him around the stage saying 'i'm gonna getcha i'm gonna getcha'

at first it's a little bit scary because nobody knows what's going on least of all Biden but then he looks back and sees the good natured look in Trump's eyes and he starts smiling and laughing and they start rolling around tickling and hugging and kissing each other a little bit and everyone in the audience is laughing and clapping and having a genuinely great time

you will get up & you will make that to do list & you will be realistic about your limits & you will take it easy but steady & you will eat good food & you will get things done & you will move your body & you will do things that make you happy & you will limit your screen time & you will be the thing that saves you

what are three thousand things you associate with me

Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

Spending money feels so scary till I remember I am alive and have to make this life count

me in the middle of a panic attack: wow the human condition 💖 so many fascinating things to experience in thjs world i’m very lucky

i love when i am drinking water and some of it spills on my shirt and i dont really react.. i dont give a fuck anymore to be real with U