hmm

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

its my day off

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

uh, source?

liam dunbar being supernaturally good at lacrosse despite being a plain old human because his rival at his fuck u prep school was a whole ass werewolf and he didn't know it but he had to keep up out of spite. i like to imagine the entire time at devonford, brett was scratching his head like i swear to god this kid is human but he still somehow keeps blocking my shots? cmon lori give him a sniff for me. just to be sure.

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

Omg you missed part of the post

did i? 😏

(frantically looks around)

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)