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How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of celery

ok thats enough sun now. turn that temperature down brother

seeing this makes it look like such an obvious thing that should be installed all over the place.

this is the guy making all your crinkle fries at the factory

Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy

since they’re not gnomes anymore, we gotta change gnomeo‘s name. since they’re in italy I’m thinking Rome-eo?

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

I think often about the fact that both John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died on the same night, exactly 50 years after July 4th, 1776. That seems like one of those things that would be made up as a part of American civic religion, but it’s completely true. They signed the Declaration of Independence, lived for exactly another half century, and then died the same day. Adams’ last words were “Thomas Jefferson survives,” not knowing he had died several hours earlier