Tales of Fuckchestershire

Extracted from the game’s code (17th January 2026)

See also: Named NPC Stalk Encounters

Bullet point = One of these lines will be said.

Player is accosted after failing to run, hide or confront

”(Petname)!”

"Not fast enough, (petname)!”

"Incoming!"

"Surprise!"

Successfully used the "confront" action

He tilts his and walks around you. "I'm just out gathering some ingredients/ I’m just out for a stroll," he says. "I thought I'd say hello." You chat briefly.

He stops. "Are you alright? You looked so nervous, I was just coming to check on you." He smiles, petting your head for a moment.

He stops. "I wanted to invite you to come by the shop later, that's all." He smiles, petting your head for a moment.

He walks on.

If “PC is hypnotized: You have trouble tearing your eyes away as he leaves."

If not: You feel a little silly.

NPC walks by due to lack of boldness

Your wrist is grabbed, and your hand is forcibly opened. It's Gwylan. He picks a berry out of his basket, places it in your hand, and closes it again. "Enjoy!" You eat the berry. It's quite tasty.

"There you are! I knew I'd find you around here somewhere." It's Gwylan. He walks right past you, his gaze trained on an object on the ground. It's a (item). He picks it up and inspects it with a smile. He turns to you. "Thanks for showing me where it was, (petname).”

He grabs your arm as he walks by... only to twirl you around, as if dancing. It's Gwylan. He hums as he dances you around for a moment, only to kiss you on the cheek and release you, stepping and twirling away. His humming slowly fades.

He grabs your arm as he walks by... only to twirl you around, as if dancing. He hums as he dances you around for a moment, only to release you and twirl away back into the trees. His humming slowly fades.

WARNING: I AM KIDDING. PLEASE DON’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

Robin: You’re old school and have a hero complex.

Whitney: You’re either a hard dom or a mega sub. You also get teased a lot for being a dirty SIMP.

Kylar: You’re a basic bitch.

Eden: You want to go off the grid and live the cottagecore dream, but the work involved is so harrrrrrd.

Great Hawk: You watched a shitton of Disney as a child.

Black Wolf: You watched a shitton of Don Bluth as a child, and/or have written an omegaverse fanfic.

Sydney: You have made a playlist for your religious trauma.

Avery: You think the sugar daddy spambots are real people.

im beginning to think Gwylan may be the latest descendant/incarnation of Nona/Mother Goose/Summer. Especially considering the last two were foxes as well....

then the shop being referred to as a home, makes me believe the shop is actually the old house orphanage of Mother Goose. Initially I thought it may have been the one Bailey owns now, but with its ever changing form and secrecy, the shop may be the better fit...

im unsure on the blue grains for now... ill have to go through more of this update.

then there's this dialogue:

sure gwylan seems to know a lot in general, but its interesting that they knew of the painting/it related to winter and them explicitly saying "From what I've heard..." makes me think it was told to him by maybe Summer herself if Gwylan is her child/grandchild...

Not to mention both Nona and Summer wander off into the forest in (some of) the ending(s) pregnant/with their child so........

then there's this:

and im pretty sure Mother Goose was also referred to as a sea bird?? so yeah lolz.

Bonus:

annnd, disregarding any other criticisms of gwylan's implementation or purityguy's actions or any other drama currently happening in the dolsphere right now... characters breaking the 4th wall when a bug happens is actually in the code several times.