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there was an old Drunk History segment on the Great Theatre Heist. Starring John Cho as Shakespeare for some reason.

MEET THE CAST OF THE PRINCE

MYSTIQUE GIRLIES AND GAYS

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

“Although I never met Patrick O’Brian I have read all of his books and I think it’s clear that his intent was to live for his full Biblical span of eight hundred years and to write a volume about Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin every year. He’d have slowly worked his way through the nineteenth century and into the twentieth, we’d have read about their adventures in sailing ships in the Great War, and rescuing people at Dunkirk. Eventually he’d have yielded to history and advancing technology and taken them into space and had them fight against aliens and study the fauna of new planets, always keeping in mind the career of Lord Cochrane and the actual historical accounts of battles and the progress of natural history. I feel sure of this because he died so young, at a mere eighty-six, a few chapters into this new volume, starting new plotlines, dangling new hares, with not the least idea of ever coming to an end.”

I absolutely love it when an art thief has Storm on the Sea of Galilee in his secret lair. Top tier joke, never gets old.