Deltarune posting era

I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.

of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest

Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.

it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy

i never really did much of the mike stuff in deltarune which is something i must fix before next chapter. but i do remember i tried to do the microphone minigame but the only way i could do it without my proper microphone or waking my house up was to turn up my headphones's sensitivity up really high and just breathe into it as hard as i could at like 4 am. i got the most lightheaded ive been without passig out

erasing/ignoring Spamtons role in weird route is so cruel to him considering that’s where you get most of his characterisation and backstory and actual motivations

people are so weird about feet

there are people with foot fetishes and there are people who cannot see any depiction of bare feet without assuming it's a foot fetish thing, and the second category is the one that feels more perverse

it's such a bizarre form of conservative sexuality that it makes me realize how Victorian ankle enticement became a thing. people are so staunchly against sexualization that something being sexualized is a negative fact of its own

this is an incredible fake deep metaphor to just say "no you don't get it, foot fetishes are SO icky that it justifies everyone acting like this"

this is one of my fave moments from sonic history purely because of the way he looks behind him to make sure they are witnessing him being overdramatic before getting into fetal position, what a queen, what an icon