A wreath of roses

reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

Yes. Quite easily so. You see, making deals with the Fae is down to very specific word choices. They shot themselves in the foot with their own words here while making this deal, even though they thought their word choice was so very, very clever. The Fae specifically uses the word “glass”. This, in turn, limits the person that agrees to the deal to the “hit your front teeth on the first try every time” to only be hitting their teeth on the first try every time if they drink out of a glass. If the person decides to drink out of a container that isn’t made out of glass, like, say for example… A paper cup. Or a soda can. A plastic bottle. Styrofoam cup. Yeti Tumbler. Their own hand. A bowl. Who knows, a person can get hella creative when they realize there are ways to get around the rules without actually breaking them. So. A Fae being stands before me, and offers me this deal. I smile, wide and unassuming, offer my hand to shake. “I accept this deal and all of it’s terms unconditionally.”

This Fae being needs to learn that straws exist.

The campaign against straws actually just one Fae’s frustrated attempts to eliminate the loophole a human found in their deal with them.

Ye gads. :)

the best part is that, like, this is not a home gym

Put in the tags the last thing that annoyed you

I do not want my fantasy media to be realistic. I want my fantasy media to be convincing.

That’s an excellent distinction.

Why are we italicizing?

To convince.

To convince who?

The Italians

RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE

not in the fandom, not out of the fandom, but a secret third thing