what

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

stop being a pussy and start being a cunt

“oh no someone with common sense”

I believe in the saints but not the Catholic church. God is fake but the saints could actually do all that stuff for real by coincidence.

Loving the amount of people responding to this with "god is dead but St. Anthony helps me find my keys"

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

did you guys see the poem from a couple of days ago in poetry dot org’s daily poem it was so good and a treat to read 

had a fucking experience just now

playing skyrim. feel something cold on my foot. cats dropped a frog on my foot. ok. pick up the frog, bring the frog outside. hold hand out near plant so frog can jump into plant. frog doesn’t jump into plant. second frog jumps into my hand. i’m just standing there with two frogs in my hand. shake hand. frogs fall into plant. go inside. resume skyrim. alright.