Duck yeah!

my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”

[ID: A tag that says #two autistic people running their neurotypical scripts at each other / End ID]

family appalled that their very quiet well behaved mature child who never caused any problems has grown up and turned out to have many many problems. more news at 8!

Breaking news: Child that was clearly showing signs of mental illness grows into an adult who still struggles with mental illness. We’ll keep you updated as the story develops. Back to you, Brad.

Update: Child has tried coping by trying new things. Parents are horrified and deem colors to be an act of rebellion

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

OBSESSED with the fact that there’s a redditor out there who calls themselves “PISS BOT” but carries themselves with the unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman. 

I love you QPRs, I love you polyamory, I love you relationship anarchy, I love you aromantics with partners, I love you people who don’t want relationships, I love you I admire you loveless community, I love you ignoring amatonormativity <3

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

Like a sack of what

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