she/they/it. main is urisk-factor. ao3 is OneBigKitchenUtensil. blog dedicated to Gotham's second favourite catboy (after Signal) the Arkham Knight. no smut stuff there's enough of that out there. this is entirely for the weirdo AK!Jason is.
Remember that incorrect quotes blog I mentioned earlier? Over on @overheard-on-base Arkham Militia merc Nick Fitzgerald is happy to supply all the weird and wonderful sayings uttered in the militia. He is also open to questions. Go check that out if it interests you or something idk I'm not your boss
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I love AK Jason, he's my favourite, so obviously I have a playlist for him. It's separate from my regular Jason pkaylist cause they have different vibes. My playlists are based around songs that remind me of the character, usually with lyrics, not based on the music taste I think they'd have.
Songs:
Only one of us leaves- Cheap perfume
I am the virus- Killing joke
Bloodsport- Killing joke
Headshot- Miss construction
Vendetta- Slipknot
Animosity- The warning
A lesson in dramatics- Jhariah, save face
Being boiled- Kmfdm
Bigshot- Jhariah
Blood- My chemical romance
Cotards solution- Will wood and the tapeworms
Billy knows jamie- 100 gecs
Devil in a midnight mass- Billy talent
Catch me if you can- Jhariah
The vengeful one- Disturbed
Euphoria- Killing joke
Lunatic- Miss construction
Debt collector- Jhariah
Spiders- Slipknot
Feel so numb- Rob zombie
Superbeast- Rob zombie
Evl ppl- Chonny jash
Evolve- The warning
Forward to death- Dead kennedys
Hey big man- 100 gecs
In sight- Dead kennedys
The prey- Dead kennedys
I'm already dead inside- Rusty cage
Machine- Skindred
Me & my gun- Kmfdm
Professional killer- Kmfdm
Another way out- Hollywood undead
Promises- Jhariah
Reverse- Jhariah
Psychosocial- Slipknot
Requiem- Killing joke
Custer- Slipknot
The great tale of how I ruined it all- Jhariah
The most wanted person in the united states- 100 gecs
Women vigilantes and heroes in comics should really be drawn with bulging trapezius muscles like the guys are. Especially the non-meta ones who have to strength train so much. Babs Gordon's tank top straps should be fighting for their life.
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TIREDDDDDD OF ARKHAM KNIGHT FICS WHERE HE MAGICALLY HEALS FROM A YEAR OF TORTURE WITH NO SIGN OF DISABILITIES!!! THAT MAN IS DISABLED!! MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY!! LET HIM BE DISABLEDDDDDDDDD
arkham knight jason having such a deep voice while he's in the suit but a high pitched, whiny voice when he's out of suit makes me imagine him angrily adjusting the voice modulator to make himself sound more threatening. whenever he talks to his militia out of suit, they literally stare at him like he's a wet kitten who just needs a big hug like ohhh so you're actually literally a child right right...
jason, glaring at his helmet while adjusting the modulator: this will show them 😡 i'm coming for you da- bruce 😡😡😡
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Black mask isn't jasons nemesis, no matter what he may think. That is jasons personal stress ball. He puts him in a saw trap at any minor inconvenience. Bruce looks at him the wrong way and its throw roman in the pit time. Dogwalking black mask is jasons enrichment time
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#okay but instead of the couple it’s Dick in his Bludhaven apartment#with an excited Timbin peeking in#(a robin perched on his window sill)#and the caption “First Sign of Spring (Break)”#you know the first thing Timbin’s doing on vacation is booking it for Nightwing’s place
(via @umbrellajam)
(Dick is realizing that this isn’t “his pizza” anymore…)
(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy
One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable
"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."
everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing