Fig :)

it must be so annoying for werewolves or omegaverse characters who wear plastic retainers to have to change them so often because of changing teeth lengths

And vampires of course I forgot them

the most beautiful woman you know is probably on tumblr dot com posting about jason todd

devastated to find out i’m too disabled to do the cupids shuffle

duke and tim are so exactly the time period that they were written, duke is very much a gen z hero as tim is so incredibly gen x, but dick was written in 1940 with the understanding that one day millennials will come to exist and he will be one

i know in my heart that dick grayson has a crazy busy schedule and that he'll sometimes forget appointments. well not really sometimes he remembers but he lies and says he forgot cause hes so busy. so tim and barbara are like get a digital calendar but he never keeps up with it. so then his digital calendar is entirely managed by tim and barbara who are up in his business anyways. except he never checks it cause his piece of shit phone barely works enough for phone calls and sms. so he prints out the weekly page once a week and just carries it folded and crumpled in his pockets. anyways im just imagining the horror of a work colleague or a parent of damians classmates seeing him pull out this dirty piece of paper from his pocket unfolding it revealing the craziest calendar schedule youve ever seen in your life. and then hes like oh gosh im five minutes late for my balloon clown shift at a quinceañera i have to dash and he drives off very badly and over speed limit with his piece of shit car. thank you for listening

bruce in the cave forcing tim to go through rounds of allergen desensitization injections not approved by a licenced medical practitioner

tim is like "fuck i'm so itchy" and bruce is like "Focus, Robin. This is important. Learning to fight despite discomfort is integral to one's success in combat." but really he didn't actually think about how tim would have to patrol like this he was just tired of tim sneezing all over the batcomputer keyboard every time a bat flew too close