Fig :)

devastated to find out i’m too disabled to do the cupids shuffle

duke and tim are so exactly the time period that they were written, duke is very much a gen z hero as tim is so incredibly gen x, but dick was written in 1940 with the understanding that one day millennials will come to exist and he will be one

i know in my heart that dick grayson has a crazy busy schedule and that he'll sometimes forget appointments. well not really sometimes he remembers but he lies and says he forgot cause hes so busy. so tim and barbara are like get a digital calendar but he never keeps up with it. so then his digital calendar is entirely managed by tim and barbara who are up in his business anyways. except he never checks it cause his piece of shit phone barely works enough for phone calls and sms. so he prints out the weekly page once a week and just carries it folded and crumpled in his pockets. anyways im just imagining the horror of a work colleague or a parent of damians classmates seeing him pull out this dirty piece of paper from his pocket unfolding it revealing the craziest calendar schedule youve ever seen in your life. and then hes like oh gosh im five minutes late for my balloon clown shift at a quinceañera i have to dash and he drives off very badly and over speed limit with his piece of shit car. thank you for listening

bruce in the cave forcing tim to go through rounds of allergen desensitization injections not approved by a licenced medical practitioner

tim is like "fuck i'm so itchy" and bruce is like "Focus, Robin. This is important. Learning to fight despite discomfort is integral to one's success in combat." but really he didn't actually think about how tim would have to patrol like this he was just tired of tim sneezing all over the batcomputer keyboard every time a bat flew too close

sorry wait i’m having visions oracle of delphi style. re: the scene w peter needing shit and frank having it and mj knowing on the spot that it’s for bombs. frank with mj’s number (she does not know how he got it) bc he needs to do some fancy shit that’s a little beyond him and the spider kid definitely won’t help. but a recently graduated aerospace engineer with a limited booze budget on the other hand nowwwww we’re fucking talking

flip side mj getting out of an interview with fucking raytheon and calling frank to bitch and he’s like. stop doing that i can get a job for you. how do you feel about tax evasion. no no no kid obviously you’re not going anywhere that’s not safe. idiot. i’ll take care of the middleman bullshit. and what do you mean you’re too good for white claw now aren’t you like 12 drink your fucking juice. christ alive. and how are those last specs coming along because—

and peter does NOTTTT want to ask his ex gf who was pretty recently body snatched bc of him about her miserable fucking job search so when she’s like ‘oh i have a side hustle going for now 😐’ he goes ‘okay yay 🥰🥰🥰’ and changes the subject to Literally Anything Else

fun fact, Batman is actually only that jacked because he refused to accept that his Robins were too big to be picked up, even as adults

“is this about the salmon ladder fic” MAYBE