out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

Had to reblog this is kicking my base

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

world heritage post

I need dick on a new level never before seen

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

not impordant right now

@questionable-ftm-passing-advice

Confidently thrust into the chip reader to pay

Instructions unclear, I have now stuck my penits in the chip reader

The confidence to get your wang out in public is impressive, but your hubris has left you penitsless.

Hey tumblr why is this marked as “potentially mature content”

In another universe I never met you. I didn’t have to question if it was casual and wait around for you to decide it was after I’d already given so much of myself to you. Can I be in that universe? I’m tired of this one.

Taylor Swift makes music for abusive nurses who post about being empaths on social media