The Awkward Agent

Listen, I never claimed to be a comedian... *Realizes my username literally has the word "funnier" in it* okay, listen, I only claimed to have one bit 😭

That said;

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

like who says bimbos have to be skinny? big pretty tits, big pretty ass… don’t you think that looks awfully empty without a belly to match?

There seem to be a fair amount of unrepentant feedees who get obscenely fat off the doting care of mothers willing to keep their sweet little angels bloated, swollen and useless

If you look at your child drowning in excess flesh and to keep shoveling goodies into them, there needs to be some sort of crossed wiring in there- no good parent without something a little wrong with them would see someone they're supposed to nurture into their best selves struggling to move their bloated body or even breath and keep enabling them- keep making them even fatter and more pathetic

I think more often than not, these moms are feedists, too - kinks are inherited, after all, and most feeders and feedees feel at least a little of both impulses

Feedists tend to have more than just a sexual desire to dote and care for those they love. It's a drive inside us to make sure the people we love and care for are never hungry, always satisfied.

Fat, and happy

I think most of these mothers never don't realize they have these kinks, so lacking the vocabulary, the impulse to feed feels 100% innocent to them. A non-sexual compulsion to only feel at peace when the people they care for are bloated messes, completely satisfied, never wanting for anything

They never realize their adult children aren't 'hungry' at all, that they aren't feeding an appetite or need for food any more. They're just enabling someone choosing to ruin themselves for sexual gratification

And they can't even recognize or admit that the drive that's helping them overlook what they're actually doing is tied deeply into their sexual psyche. The inability to acknowledge it letting them carry on like this unrepentant overfeeding is just what love looks like

So, a funny thing about the whole "kinks are inherited" thing is that just as often in psychology, phobias and paraphilias aren't just frequently inherited by the next generation- they're often INVERTED.

Case in point, my mom was constantly bullied and tormented for her weight in her youth in spite of her being rail-thin. She ended up developing a fear of getting fat that took her years to conquer and she still makes self-deprecating comments about her weight and complaints about my weight.

Meanwhile, here I am - a woman that fought a similar battle with bullying and size discrimination at the same age and came out EMBRACING my weight to the point of getting satisfaction from it.

1) Ask them to repeat themselves and give them a chance to correct themselves

2) Ask if they actually said man/sir/dude to see if they miss a third time

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My first dnd character was a canonically transfem tiefling. And all my other pcs were girls or eggs.