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Alright. Y’all know how this works. That’s $1100 right there.
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All around me are familiar faces.....
it’s 3 … wtf did no1 learn PEMDAS
ok it turns out that I didn’t learn PEMDAS
y'all dumb as fuck it’s 9…
yeah it’s definitely 9?
its 1 pemdas - parenthesis, exponents, multiplication/division, addition/subtraction so going in that order you get 6/2(1+2) = 6/2(3) = 6/6 = 1
Idk how my calc getting 9 but using pemdas it’s 1 but also I failed Algebra 2 and I’m dumb as hell
it’s 1 omg
its actually 84 and thats final
Y'all dumb Its 1 Teachers have said using a calculator won’t work and u do use pemdas Im logging off
It’s 9. You use PE|MD|AS. Parentheses are first so that turns into 3. Then, you have multiplication and division in the equation and you do whatever cones first which is division. 6 divided by 3 is 3, so 3 multiplied by the 3 in the parentheses, you get 9.
its 1.. honestly im rlly embarassed for yall.
Multiplication isn't before division. It's whichever between the 2 come first going left to right. And some calculators can in fact do order of operations
Today I fucked up...by eating Chinese
So to provide some backstory me and my friend decided to go eat somewhere, and chose this great Chinese place near me that is literally my favorite restaurant. So at the beginning I was already running late so my friend was a little pissy about that. But we get inside and everything’s fine, we’re having fun like normal. So we go to order and when our food comes out she just makes this…weird face. Turns out not only did she eat FIVE muffins before coming there after work, she ate FOUR slices of pizza and a large juice to top it all off. So I’m sitting there, eating all my food because it’s delicious while she’s nibbling, so I look like a friggin pig. Then we get towards the end, when my rides supposed to pick me up maybe ten minutes later. So we have this inside joke where we like fake fling stuff like water or whatever at each other, it’s pretty hilarious to see people’s reactions. So naturally, like the extremely idiotic person I am, I do this with the soy sauce. Little did I know, the bottle was not closed and has two little holes for the sauce to come out. It gets everywhere, on her denim jacket, her dress, the table, it was kind of bad. So my friend does what any person would do and just gets super pissed off and starts to leave. I’m still freaking out because I can’t believe I did this to my good friend and try to convince her to stay. I follow her out to the parking lot all the way to her car and everything, but she just leaves and tells me I owe her $45 if the stain doesn’t come out. So I’m just stuck there, can’t go in the restaurant because it probably looks like I flung soy sauce on my date, have to wait five minutes for my arranged ride awkwardly hiding behind a pillar outside. Luckily the dry cleaners got it out in the end, but it was still a fucking disaster. Tldr: went to eat with a friend, got there late, looked like a pig while eating, almost ruined my friendship with soy sauce. FML
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Don’t know why everyone’s taking their side in the comments. This person acted like it was their friend’s fault that they chowed down on their food (which I doubt anyone in the restaurant noticed or cared), and their friend might just not have eaten for a while before work and that’s why they mightve eaten so much before getting there(also what did that have to do with the story?). And who knows, that friend’s jacket might really mean a lot to her and this person’s clumsiness(it’s absolutely their fault that it happened) could’ve ruined it.
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Not the writer type, huh...
How can anyone suffer so?
Fun fact: Elle Woods sported over 40 different hairstyles in the film Legally Blonde.
I don’t think I’ve had that many hairstyles in my life
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging because of the cute face

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this website is so wild, i just saw someone post a picture of a guy holding pills with the caption “african doctor claims he has cured HIV” and there is a huge chain post of “reblog this could save lives” and “this is huge news” comments but there is no link or reference or article just a picture of a doctor and a headline
spread this like wildfire
as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him
As an adult I still don’t understand..
psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor
OH MY GOD WH- WHAT
It's a man's harem of wives I thought
What does it even have to do with you? How does that affect you in any way?
What does it even have to do with you? How does that affect you in any way?

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follow my blog i hear its not bad some would even go as far as to say that its mediocre
Watching this makes me happy
I did not see that coming
yoooo
This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao
Who let jonah hill record this