a lonely hunter

if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize

Look, there are some people you’re just always going to be a little bit in love with. Your high school sweet heart, your college sweet heart, prince zuko, the first significant other you live with. Just accept that it’s normal and move on.

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

Tired of people developing AI technology exclusively for dumb, useless things like “war”, “medicine” or “spying”…they should be focusing on developing AI for video games so the NPCs can react in awe at the atrociously dumb shit players do

The other day while replaying Fallout New Vegas I found a trooper stuck in a cave filled with Lakelurks and he said I was insane when I told him I’d kill them all so he could safely leave. My character proceeded to strap a giant deathclaw claw to his hand and beheaded dozens of lakelurks with one slap each. I really wanted to hear his honest thoughts about that.   

another day at the office

LAN party with the girls

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

bonheure