smokelfog.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post