yower man I am tuh pity!

gave Backrooms 5 stars on letterboxd cause I genuinely wouldn't change a thing and it was terrifying. and now I've seen the guardian's resident GOAT peter bradshaw has also given it 5 stars #validated

i keep my stupid heart WIDE OPEN at all times #myStupidHeart

i always love when a horror movie is like ohh we are a group of people from various backgrounds stuck together in this motel/gas station/roadside diner/grocery store/shopping mall/warehouse/underground bunker/fallout shelter/research facility/military compound/prison/police station/office building/apartment building/school/hospital/church/bar/music club/amusement park/resort/boat of some kind. the baddies are coming. quick! let us organize into some sort of social commentary

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

Putting motivational malala on my blog to lock in

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

If you spend any time where there’s ticks you can better feel them on your legs with leg hair. More leg hair = less tick bites

Have you felt the breeze in your leg hair? It's magical. Feel that breeze.

now we have to have a tv movie where doctor billie piper is gunned down and promptly killed by the american healthcare system, only for her to regenerate into slutty paul mcgann again.