A MarioKart Named Desire

“being into (genuinely harmless thing which annoys some people but isn’t actually hurting anyone) is kinda cringe lol”

this person’s response to being constantly assaulted by their own cats is to hide inside an enclosed tent in their living room

Disney: we vaguely implied that the villain’s toady was into him! :D canon representation!!! :D :D :D

Yup. In reality, if you’re being questioned by the police, the best bet you have is to say nothing EXCEPT “I want a lawyer,” until you have a lawyer, have talked privately and confidentially with that lawyer, and your lawyer has told you what you should say (which may very well still be absolutely nothing).

Right up there with demonizing people who plead the fifth.

Double Standards:

“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”

disney: we’re taking all of our movies off of streaming services and we’re going to charge you $10 a month to watch them on our own streaming app

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Demolish the nuclear family norm. Destroy the idea that your only option is to live alone until you move in with a romantic partner with the intention of marrying.