Your #1 obsession

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

im a simple man in my ideal world working full time should pay enough that you can quit and take several months off to do non work things if you wanna. save up and write a novel or go travelling with no consequence. and doing this doesn't fuck up your resume because it would be normal and healthy.

the asexual daddy dom: Kitten. Come straight home after work. Daddy wants to play Mario Party. *gif of a guy in a collared shirt snapping his belt*

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

i keep waking up in my bed which is crazy cuz i swear i died last nightr