Things I’m obsessed with in the first two episodes of Heated Rivalry:
Ilya being a bitch from day one
Shane STRAIGHTENING THE HOTEL BEDSHEETS when he’s literally going back into the room later to sleep in it? Obsessed
Shane listening to the most boring music in history to ride the stationary bike (great for soundtrack terrible for bike)
Ilya meep face during gym convo
Deeply obvious finger touching
Ilya completely unable to stop laughing during CCM shoot
Ilya running into Yuna in the elevator (I would literally die)
Full ass out constantly. Just like. Go off kings
Shane wearing socks??? When they hook up for the first time?? Babe I promise it doesn’t actually work to not make you gay lmao
Artfully placed thighs always
Ilya NOT moving when Shane is like “get off” and pushing on his head to try to get him to pull off. Hilarious
Universal Russian that was Ilya saying “no shit” after the hookup
They’re always fucking grinning at each other. Like. Guys
YouTube video portal site
“Unlikely animals becoming friends” right. Right Shane. Right.
“Fuck him. Right up the butt” well. Yes
My god the sound mixing is good.
I LOVE THAT THEY SPEAK FRENCH AND RUSSIAN. PLEEAAAASSSEEEEE
Ilya’s tiny nods throughout
“Is someone chasing you?” ILYA DAMN
“You are homeless.” And “Hollander you are having panic attack” like where does he get this shit
Hayden asking Shane to come over in the MOST awkward way ever 😭
Hayden trans Atlantic accent out of nowhere ??
“You will murder me.” “Maybe. Get IN”
Them racing up the stairs like children
ILYA’S FOREHEAD RESTING ON SHANE’S FACE
Shane forehead kiss …. My god….
Shane completely unable to shut up in the stairwell
Every single second of Scott Hunter clocking Shane SO hard
Ilya in TV saying something to his mom 😭
Deeply awkward tv appearance
The face grab in the bathroom oh my lord
Forehead to shoulder FOREHEAD TO SHOULDER
Ilya dragging the chair my GOD
Ilya being an ASSHOLE as usual
“Tell me.” “You. I need you.” Oh my GOOD lord
Cigarette after sex bc Ilya is that bitch. And I would be too yeah.
