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I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

When I was at the movie theatre they were advertising a romcom where the premise was that unmarried people are only legally allowed to have sex once a year and that one, that one made me put my head in my hands.

Lol for anyone curious: I watched it early and there ARE gay people in it, which I was absolutely not expecting (casually too, like her roommate is gay and they don't make a big deal out of it or treat it like a joke). They also do actually explain the worldbuilding which I wasn't expecting either (government partnered with big tech and forced everyone to get implanted with biosensors and that's how they enforce it btw). Felt like a romcom that was set in a political satire of the USA

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped