average human

wee snaw

starts talking and a disclaimer appears above my head saying that all resemblance to real languages is strictley coincidental

NO

YES

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

i wish i had bones

Too bad, you cant have them.

seriously? cmon lend them to a friend in need!

No.

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

i wish i had bones

Too bad, you cant have them.

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

Boil em for broth

Good idea!

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

Bony ones.

not mushroomy bones?

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.

if they are mushroomy bones give to me i promise i won't eat them

You promise? 🥺

I promise!! (hands behind back)

Oh, okay then. *hands you a mushroomy bone* This is the only one I have, so don’t eat it, okay?

okkk, promise! Hey what's that over there?

What’s what? *looks over there*

*bone is mysteriously missing* it just stole my bone

NOOOOOOO MY MUSHROOMY BONE

at least i never ate it *disappears into a cloud of smoke, in my place is a small crumb of mushroomy bones*

Oh mushroomy bones! I’m just going to … take …. this …

*i reappear, eat it, and disappear*

NOOOOOOO MY MUSHROOMY BONE

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

Bony ones.

not mushroomy bones?

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.

if they are mushroomy bones give to me i promise i won't eat them

You promise? 🥺

I promise!! (hands behind back)

Oh, okay then. *hands you a mushroomy bone* This is the only one I have, so don’t eat it, okay?

okkk, promise! Hey what's that over there?

What’s what? *looks over there*

*bone is mysteriously missing* it just stole my bone

NOOOOOOO MY MUSHROOMY BONE

at least i never ate it *disappears into a cloud of smoke, in my place is a small crumb of mushroomy bones*

Oh mushroomy bones! I’m just going to … take …. this …

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

Bony ones.

not mushroomy bones?

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.

if they are mushroomy bones give to me i promise i won't eat them

You promise? 🥺

I promise!! (hands behind back)

Oh, okay then. *hands you a mushroomy bone* This is the only one I have, so don’t eat it, okay?

okkk, promise! Hey what's that over there?

What’s what? *looks over there*

*bone is mysteriously missing* it just stole my bone

NOOOOOOO MY MUSHROOMY BONE

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

Bony ones.

not mushroomy bones?

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.

if they are mushroomy bones give to me i promise i won't eat them

You promise? 🥺

I promise!! (hands behind back)

Oh, okay then. *hands you a mushroomy bone* This is the only one I have, so don’t eat it, okay?

okkk, promise! Hey what's that over there?

What’s what? *looks over there*

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

Bony ones.

not mushroomy bones?

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.

if they are mushroomy bones give to me i promise i won't eat them

You promise? 🥺

I promise!! (hands behind back)

Oh, okay then. *hands you a mushroomy bone* This is the only one I have, so don’t eat it, okay?

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

Bony ones.

not mushroomy bones?

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.

if they are mushroomy bones give to me i promise i won't eat them

You promise? 🥺

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

OOPS TOO DEEP

CLIMB

CLIMB

CLIMB

CLIMB

CLIMB

CLIMB

FLY

FLY

FLY

FLY

FLY

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

DIG

Hypothetically, if I had bones, what should I do in that situation?

Bony ones.

not mushroomy bones?

Probably not, but I’m not sure. I haven’t had a chance to check yet.