don't waste your time or time will waste you

Ugh, I keep getting emails and they're not even from AO3

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this

So many of these could all be the names of either truly depraved Sex Acts or Organized Crime Executions

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

grab somebody sexy tell em (shane drugged up in the hospital voice) Heeey

hey, sex pervert question: do you ever think about me even when im not present