Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

i am begging you people to learn the meanings of genres before u talk about them. do not be the guy who thinks gorillaz is punk and taylor swift is grunge

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...One of my mutuals with cream cheese and ham. I went for a fourth spin for the hell of it and got one of my mutuals again. I guess I could just eat the filling? I rather like chive cream cheese with turkey...

the temptation to foster-fail and keep everyone for my own friend group would be nigh impossible to overcome but i must persevere to keep having new shy convo partners

ok you can come out with us but i’m assigning you a 2 drink maximum since last time you proclaimed an oath of vengeance to the entire bar

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

Do you think it's like a rite of passage for every new generation of xmen to momentarily feel like it's kind of fucked up to be trying to kick the shit out of a senior citizen until magneto crumples someone into a cube like a trash compactor in front of them and they're just like Oh Ok

On the one hand I'm sure everyone else is very heavily emphasizing that magneto is Theee big bad of all time and so on and so forth the whole time the new ones are training but also. Like. Imagine you're the new new new mutants or whatever and somebody manages to actually knock magneto over and he stays on the ground for a second and you're kind of looking at each other like. Guys isn't he *really* old what if we just killed magneto & then the entire city starts shaking while he's getting back on his feet & you're like ohhh he's just REALLY ANGRY now. Ok :) oh that's bad :/ oh shit. Uh oh

yandere coworker: why haven't you opened my emails yet. stop looking at everyone else's emails look at only mine

This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.

^^^

Reminded of a story about an Air Force pilot with the callsign "Blaze," which initially sounds cool but he got it by accidentally setting himself on fire in the base kitchen.

[video desc: person impaling two watermelons on a stake for their small army of guinea pigs to consume, which is filmed on fast forward and oddly threatening. screenshotted tag reads "eaten alive by toupees"]