xoxo

We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

every day i wake up alone in my little creaky beloved bed and I look around with sleepy eyes and realize it’s a “remember, loneliness is still time spent with the world” kind of morning

Wish I could just reblog the video without the caption but whatever

yet, i have the power to delete this comment off of my post if i want to. tumblr is a small glimpse of what being a god might feel like, and i am soaking in as much of it as i can with my pupils

if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

Oh boy I was really looking forward to crossing the river of the dead but it looks like a ferry doesn't come for another 20 minutes, do you guys mind sending me a reminder?

Randy, it's been 20 minutes, time to cross the river

zzzzzz

RANDY, YOUR STYX

donate to an abortion fund rn <33

bringing this back :////

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations

riddler this riddler that ENOUG?H about that guy. what about the fiddler. hes stuck on the roof

they’re besties they’re worsties their relationship is undefinable they’re coworkers they’re lying to each other they’re gay in love they have 1038430 mental illnesses and are banned from most timelines

drawing is so stupid it truly makes you google shit like “table”

he’s not just some guy he’s bisexual