offbeat sorcerer

are you still 5’5”

hahaha i’m 5’6.5” exactly one inch taller than you

i’m tall in spirit ok

texted my friend 2 seconds ago and he hasn’t replied. should i kill myself

are you still 5’5”

today’s imaginary therapy session went really well

Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier

People who like rocks see cool rocks everywhere. People who like birds see interesting birds everywhere. The tree on your yard could be an exceptional specimen. The world around you could be amazing and magical, but you aren’t enough of a nerd to see it.

I gave my mum Alexandra Horowitz’s On Looking: Eleven Walks Through Expert Eyes for her birthday this year, it’s a book that revolves around this idea: the author invites 11 specialists in different things to walk around a boring city block with her one after the other so they can point out to her the things they see, that she doesn’t notice. There’s an expert in typography talking about what the variety of fonts on urban signs can tell you about the city’s history, an entomologist pointing out all the urban insects no one pays attention to, a geologist, a sound engineer…

See this is what I mean by “there are more wonders in this world than you can ever dream of and all you need to do is listen to its stories and see it’s magic. ”

people who draw found-family-type groups of characters all sleeping in a big sort of loose pile together….. how does it feel to hold my life in your hands

Not gonna lie, this made me laugh

Meeeee

My level of anxiety.

no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me