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Taylor Swift makes music for abusive nurses who post about being empaths on social media

I've got a "dead in the first act" air about me that honestly puzzles the haters

maomao and jinshi are so barbie and ken coded bcs maomao has a great day every day but jinshi only has a great day if maomao looks at him send tweet

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

Everyone’s talking about “you’re meat,” and not enough people are talking about “go to sleep”

Shoutout to Maxwell Gotch who heard the suggestion that he pursue a romantic relationship with Freyja and immediately shot it down with "it's completely inappropriate" we love a CEO who knows not to have relations with his employees

Maxwell would never get caught at a Coldplay concert

Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis