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Straight people have access to an extra celebrity called “jelly roll” that the lgbtq can’t perceive

Bob Dylan must be so relieved when he gets to go home and not have to do the voice

the idea that art = good regardless of context is just so entrenched people don't realize they're skipping from A to C in these discussions. when i say "don't show me any fucking ads" they say "but that's art" and the thought that there might be some types of art that you can both understand as art and still unequivocally reject doesn't really occur at any point. there's plenty of stuff that is undeniably art, made by the hands of artists, with significant and noteworthy cultural impact that i still would snap my fingers and erase from history if possible. mount rushmore. nazi propaganda films. hazbin hotel. etc

Hi it's bob dylan here i need $200 on paypal to come out as nonbinary

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

Taylor Swift makes music for abusive nurses who post about being empaths on social media

have fun with your "slutweed" or whatever, Im fine with my smartweed. [puffs on a corncob pipe while stroking chin thoughtfully] [clearly has a raging erection]

oh what the hell, add another basil leaf! i’m not driving