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You won’t find this pigeon on the streets of New York City. Meet the Pink-necked Green Pigeon (Treron vernans)! This colorful bird can be found throughout Southeast Asia, where it inhabits forests. It hangs out in small flocks in the treetops, foraging mainly for fruit. Distinguishing males from females isn’t too difficult: Females lack pink necks and are mostly olive-green in color!

Magax reminds me of like 80s horror movie heros. You know, when horror movies started getting really *pulpy* with the splatter. He's like Ash from Evil Dead. Except he didn't lose a hand. And he's competent. And doesn't work at a grocery store when he's not slaying the undead.

Fandom Problem #11,707:

Peter Pan novel: Vaguely says Peter "thins out" the boys if they grow up

YouTubers: OMG THAT MUST MEAN HE'S KILLING THEM! CLEARLY CAPTAIN HOOK IS SECRETLY THE GOOD GUY TRYING TO SAVE THEM

Early manuscript of the novel: Goes into more detail, saying he's merely kicking the children out of the group "like a mother bird kicking her chicks out of the nest"

The book: Has an entire subplot where Captain Hook is trying to poison the Lost Boys, tries to kill Wendy to save his own skin, and fights dirty during a duel Peter was trying to make the fight fair

YouTubers: (crickets)